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D2 Fail Stories

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  1. TimmyDeezNuts

    TimmyDeezNuts Rezident Ninja Forum Legend

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    I thought it would be an interesting topic to share some of our fail stories from D2. I'll start it off with a couple:

    I was gambling for circles one night, while also watching TV. After my inventory filled I was selling all the circles back to Gheed in the gambling window, and while looking at the TV I accidentally grabbed my Hoto and sold it. Being that I was in the gamble window, I couldn't even buy it back. Luckily it was only a lost vex, but nonetheless quite disappointing.

    I was farming with my hammerdin one night, after quite a few drinks, and as I was teleing around and spamming hammers, my game client kept crashing. No error messages or anything, just closed completely without notice. This happened 3-4 times over the course of 30 mins, so I started to wonder if my client had broke somehow. It took me a solid half hour in my drunken stupor to realize I had tele hot keyed to F4, and as I was killing mobs I was pressing Alt to view the drops. Needless to say it was operator error and a major fail.
     
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    inayat Head Game Master Moderator

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    Was doing some trist runs, trying to find some items from Griswold in hell.
    Forgot to cast my energy shield and got killed by a lightning enchanted zombie in act 1 Hell, as a lvl 94 sorc....
     
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    I was cubing a lvl99 GC, looking for a skiller or something good and cubed a 1Cold ~25life skiller. Happy about it and put it back to stash. another day I wanted to cube another gc and accidentally picked up the cold sk and cubed it.

    I cryed for about half an hour :cry::ROFLMAO:
     
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    I will remember that lession when i saw Lo drop in trav upon save and quit.
     
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    Joaiuda Highlord Cringe Supporter

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    My hammerdin playstyle is something like tiny leap (tp that is) + 2 hammers + repeat. Usually gets me more efficiency when surrounded by walls + boss packs. One of those runs i was already pressing save and exit when freaking hammer pwnd some random minion and sur dropped. Rip. Another fun story - put nagels and other mf craps on him and roam among act dungeons - Icy cellar to be exact. U know when teleporting randomnly without any significat vision - just bumped myself into like 4 Burning Soul bosspacks and got em like total of 15+ of those. My char freezed for like 0.5 sec and it was so beautiful death - like an instant.
    Something fresh out of yesterday - made myself Forti (rolled it 2 times with decent stat) in Sacred armor 13%ed and i was with 3 Loaders opened. And i bring the item on the ground and saved and exit + Ultra fast closing the other window so RIP forti. :D
     
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    Quinneczech Fat! Old! HardCORE! Forum Legend

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    Hmm, I have managed to succesfully hire new mercenary while i didnt unequip the old one... And I managed to do that couple of times :D

    And also, my recent fail [from my Flaming Fist challenge]: mercimbawpn60.jpg
     
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    Joaiuda Highlord Cringe Supporter

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    That's some OP Insight
     
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    Well so far since playing it was when you dropped the hate keys for me and I didn't realise and left the game to join your other game. :LOL:
     
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    Stabbed monitor with fork after this.
     

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    Joaiuda Highlord Cringe Supporter

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    Damn it man. Give it to the Anonymous to put replenish mode without Gix noticing :p
     
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    I was trying on Corpsemourne near Malah and when i went to trade screen with Malah I sold my Amazon Templars to Malah instead of the Corpsemourne. The best part is there wasn't even room in Malah's inventory for the Templars to appear. Bye Bye Ama TM :).
     
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    Not sure if this counts as a fail.
    But back in early 2000, when my son was 4.
    I had a fully geared epic cold sorc, with perfect DF/perf anni/full inv 40+ cold skillers etc.
    So i went afk in a public game real quick to go to the bathroom.

    I came back and my son had dropped all my gear + my inventory and had my sorc equipped with a bow and full inv of arrows.
    Just because he found a bow and arrow way cooler...

    Needless to say the chatlog had a lot of "thank you's"
     
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    That's what u get for not buying him that Robin Hood outfit!
     
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