Share your funny IRL fail story

2 months ago I threw a party at my place, 2 weeks before the party I was out with a single friend of mine really late. He ended up dropping me off at my place very early in the morning, where we bumped into a girl walking her dog that lives near me. They seemed interested in each other, but he never asked for her phone number. I figured he was just being shy or something, and missed an opportunity to get to know her. The next day I see her again, and invite her to the party, telling her my friend was interested in her and was asking if she would be at the party. I didn't mention this to him, because I wanted him to just naturally see her there and not think of it ahead of time.

Fast forward to the night of the party, she shows up before him and starts hanging out, waiting for him to show. He arrives about an hour later, with another girl he had been dating and hadn't told me about. The poor girl I invited was shocked and pretty angry. She thought I did it as a joke, or just to be mean. I tried to explain that I didn't know the girl he brought, and that I didn't tell him I invited her. This didn't make her feel any better and she ended up leaving pretty upset, and now seems to avoid me. We ended up still having a great time, and he is currently still dating the girl he brought to the party. The moral of the story is make sure you communicate properly, to avoid major fails like this.

 

Thanks for the story Timmy! Seems exactly like something I would do. Point taken! Thanks for sharing guys!
I will soon share a story also.

 

Half a year ago I had an excursion around the city of Las Vegas, I just moved there because my parents work here. After we moved all here, I found a friend of his called Jimmy, he was very fond of blue and always wore clothes with a blue color. We decided to ride the city on my motorcycle harley davidson iron 883, and so, as soon as I started to start the engine, Jimmy was sitting behind and gently touched me, but at first I did not understand what was happening. We went to a strip bar, there were a lot of people, I did not have time to look at whom, but Jimmy always looked at me for some reason, strange. It was somewhere in the evening, my friend was quite sober, he only smokes a lot.

When we returned home, I vomited from the cocktail, we stopped at a gas station and I went to a public toilet, and he said he would wait for me. After no good procedure, I went back to the bike and Jimmy played a flashlight, I sat down pressed the pedal and we left. On the way, Jimmy was calm, but all the people looked at us strange for some reason, I felt something wet and sticky from behind, and Jimmy smiled at me.

When we arrived I saw that my friend without panties and in a blue T-shirt? Normally?) After that, I rarely made friends and did not expect this at all, look and you will not fall!

 

This is truly the strangest story I have ever read!
If this is all real - be careful and take care, I am sorry it happened to you!
Hey ... and please don't drink and drive it's very dangerous!!!

 

So, how did your friend managed to take his clothes off while you were driving?

 

He took it off when I was just getting on a motorcycle, it was dark, I did not see anything, it's funny and at the same time a sad story.

 

So first of all, its pretty strange that you didnt feel anything at all when someone do that behind ur back, on a motorcycle...i mean i understand is dark, but i guess you can see people at 2 feet away.
Secondly, you two managed to ride this ? It's one sit only... I'm just curious, because this sounds so fa..bulous in my opinion.

 

Well we went on another little bit, with this model, really did not feel, just when we arrived.
This is an old model, I earned a motorcycle: https://pp.userapi.com/c637920/v637920843/13203/aT0eZqOmYPs.jpg

 

Oh well, this is one of the most funny things that I've experienced.
I was with around 4-5 friends a few years ago. My best fat friend was like 1 meter behind while we were walking.
Suddenly an old woman appear on a bicycle right infront of me, lucky enough I had good enough reflexes to jump to the right side instantly and avoid, but she hit my fat friend with the front wheel between his legs and dragged him for about 5-7 meters into bushes and both crashed there.

But that's not everything.
A dumb ass girl that was with us on the left side was looking to the right at what was happening while running quite fast for some reason and hit a tree plank where cars park. She made a epic somersault in the air and landed straight on her face...

Chances of doing a fail like that are prolly lower than finding 10 eth Tyreals Mights on real bnet...

 

Ok...so this happened a few years ago,I was going thru a rough time and I was drinking every single night,so this one late night,I was going home with a homie,I was pretty damn wasted...and there was this street that was basically half way from my house and half way from his...that's where usually we'd have the last beer and then go home...but before we got the chance to finish the last beer,I was just staring at the stars (I love astronomy) and I saw a bird that was flying (keep in mind this was 03:00 - 04:00 am) so I found it weird that there was a bird flying at this hour (we live in the capital of Romania) that's far away from the sea or mountains and only a few birds fly at night anway,but this bird that I saw,appeared literally out of no-where and it was "gray" on the night sky...so I didn't say shit,because I was pretty fucking wasted and didn't want my homie to think that I've been balls out trippin' or some shit..so I didn't say anything....the next night,we went out drinking again...so I finally said,fuck it...let me see what this idiot thinks...so I tell him what I saw...and he was like :" - Dude,I thought it was only me that saw that shit,I was thinking I was tripping balls" ... I was like,nope,saw that shit myself...so we grabbed a beer and went to the same place...about the same hour...and sure enough that motherfucking bird was there flying again,appearing out of fucking no-where...so I swear off alcohol for a while...a few weeks later,I was visiting another homie that lived a few blocks away from us...and it was the middle of the day...so I took a peak out the window...and guess what I see in the next building?

A pair of fucking seagulls,having nested there and probably having some kids there....then it hit me...seagulls fly at night...and because of their feathers or lighting or w/e the fuck..they appear "gray"...

That's the first time I realized I kinda had a drinking problem...so at least those seagulls we're good at something...

 

Not a bird, it's a drone.

 

Many years ago, a friend and I were shooting some light fireworks for Independence Day. We had some rockets, they are like bottle rockets, but have about 1/4 x 1/4 in stick and explode like a small shell at the top instead of a simple pop. We didn't realize how powerful they would be compared to bottle rockets, because we were stupid teenagers, and put two in one bottle and lit them. One of them went up a split second before the other, causing the bottle to tip with the force of the lifting rocket... sending the second rocket down the street and into a neighbour's garage! After running over with our water buckets (we were not too stupid), we found nothing on fire. The neighbour had run out for snacks before the real fireworks happened after dark, and when they(family) came back to a couple of teens in their garage, they didn't know what to think. After explaining, he thanked us for rushing to check and bringing the water.

This has stuck with us for 20 years and we have always had buckets of water with us when we light stuff, even in big fields with no garages near by. The neighbour's great response created safer fireworks usage for decades.

 

Nope...it was quite a few years before "drones" we're a thing...it was a seagull..

 

How many years have passed? I used to be interested in this when I was a teenager. Have you seen them yet?

 

Interested in what...? It was about 10 ish years ago...I'm not sure if you're acting like a d**k ... or what...

 

It was interesting to know how many years had passed and you still have this

 

Have what...?

Also,sorry for the off-topic guys...