Let's have some fun You might be addicted to Diablo 2 IF : THE List :D :D ( xo-xo-xo ) Trying to fired 25 arrows with a bow in the yard. When you hit a deer with your car, hang out and see what's the damn drop. You start throwing hammers at your neighbors. Before going to work, you stand at the entrance and shouted several times. Everything in your life is a quest. If you've ever thought about sacrificing something to try make an iron golem (or even a polyester one ) If you think women on TV would look better wearing capes or carrying towering bows. You run everywhere. Often changing directions suddenly, and never moving your arms while running. If you've wondered if your boss or teacher might be corrupted. Given serious thought to why every day belts don't let you carry more items . If you've ever wished you could naturally glow in the dark. You become a Shaman in the Fallen religion. You think your grandma is Malah You start wearing weird armor and make a sword and walk around screaming: DIE! TIME TO DIE! DIE! TIME TO DIE! You think your sister is an assassin. Whenever you see a wolf or bear or raven u look around real good, looking for a druid. You call a fight a duel When u see Russian female swimmers u think of Charsi. You think Fara, Natalya and you would be a nice threesome. You think little kids look like Fallen. You start calling people noob's all the time. Think your a sorc, n try to teleport to the gurls bathroom. You go sit in the snow when its freezing because u want a higher " Cold Mastery" U carry a flashlight around for better light radius. U stay away from the cemetary, just incase someone might cast corpse explosion. You give your wife a bul kathos wedding ring. U ask a teacher if they can rush u through skool. You wish your girlfriend was either a zon, sorc, or assn. You make golems in your Clay & Sculpture class and proudly present them to the class. On the top of your X-mas list is an Ethreal Botd. When you wear your bling bling, you think it is a Cat's Eye In fact, the entire list is near 600 reasons that you may be addicted. I will try to filter out the best and most funny reasons but this is for now. Stay tuned Update: THE List :D :D :D You carry around gold pieces instead of cash. You keep a pet Grizzly Bear in your house. When something bad happens, you simply say "ng" and walk away. When you pass a grave yard u look for Blood Raven. Every time you go outside in the dark, you wish you had Maphack for night vision. You never touch hammers because you think they are blessed hammers. You wear charms all over your body. When a person dies you repeatedly say "Your deeds of valor will be remembered". Your over 30, single, working at Mc.Donalds, and live with your parents. HAHAHAHA !! You drink a lil bit and start trading your gear for another beer !! You are scared to walk out a city bcuz u think someone will pk you. U walk into a car dealership and say " Free?? " In arguments you win you slap the person in the face and say pwned as you do it. You realize that the assassin's ass is nice. You always want to be Gheed when u grow up. You rob a jewelry store because you saw an soj there. U break ur pencil and go ask ur teacher if she can repair it. You travel to india to learn the art of zakarum and become a devoted holy followerer. You even dare to use the word UBER. You ask your g/f to put on an Amazon outfit. U ask ur parents for an P anihilus charm for cristmas. You see Oprah Winfrey on T.V. (when she was fat) and immediately you think...She looks like Treehead Woodfist (Brute). When u drink 12 cans of coke so u dont fall asleep at 4am and can keep playing. You get scared at about 4 am hearing noises insted of thinging of the boogy man, u think shenk is comeing after you. You buy a teddy bear and you call it "Crusher" (A2 Wendigo). When you see Jordan with ring, you try to steal it from him. You offer Cafeteria lady/man 3 SOJs for the food. You put your character as an avatar on the forums. When the sky darkens you blame Claw Vipers. You memorize all the runewords. You stay up till 4am playing the game. A homless guy asks for change and you say "OMFG N00B STFU NO FREES". You actually "summon" your dog for a walk. When your girlfriend calls you an enigma and u just reply 'Jah Ith Ber baby' You wanna go to picnic and u say to u'r dad : Warriv take me to the east
